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Archive for October, 2009

Best Scary Movies You’ve Never Seen

Posted by marymcknight On October - 31 - 2009

Sexy Freddy KrugerYeah, yeah, everyone does a “top 10” Halloween movie post. But, I hate “going to the well” lemming mentality for these kinds of posts so… are my top 10 Halloween movies of the past 10 years. Halloween isn’t about watching a bunch of classic movies you have already seen 10 times before. Yes, Halloween, Psycho, Carrie, The Exorcist and A Nightmare on Elm Street are ALL AWESOME. But Halloween is about being scared out of your gourd and sleeping with the light on for a week. So, I thought I’d put a list of new and obscure horror films together that will CREEP you out! Seriously, remember the feeling you got the first time you saw Friday the 13th? Yeah, that’s the feeling these movies will give you.

For a Classic List of Scary Movies: Boston.com’s Top 50 Scary Movies

For a List of New Scary movies: Unrealty Mag’s Top 10 Best Horror Films of the Last Decade

1.    The Midnight Meat Train (2008)


The photographer Leon lives with his girlfriend and waitress Maya waiting for a chance to get in the photo business. When Maya contacts their friend Jurgis, he schedules a meeting for Leon with the successful owner of arts gallery Susan Hoff; she analyzes Leon’s work and asks him to improve the quality of his photos. During the night, the upset Leon decides to wander on the streets taking pictures with his camera, and he follows three punks down to the subway station; when the gang attacks a young woman, Leon defends her and the guys move on. On the next morning, Leon discovers that the woman is missing. He goes to the police station, but Detective Lynn Hadley does not give much attention to him and discredits his statement. Leon becomes obsessed to find what happened with the stranger and he watches the subway station. When he sees the elegant butcher Mahogany in the train, Leon believes he might be a murderer and stalks him everywhere, in the beginning of his journey to the darkness.

IMDB Entry

Rotton Tomatoes Entry 70%

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Happy Halloween 2009

Posted by admin On October - 30 - 2009

Happy Halloween 2009

Happy Halloween 2009

Because Sacrilicious is concerned for the brains of our readers, we wanted to bring you this very special message from Common Craft for Halloween. Please, protect yourself and your friends and families from the dangerous threat of Zombies this Halloween.

Watch the warning below and be sure to stalk up on the scariest movies EVER tonight!

Zombiland (if you’re a pansy, watch Paranormal Activity instead) – I’ve seen Zombieland 5 times and love it every time. Bill Murray and Woody Harrelson are genius in this film and totally hysterical. Sure to be a horror genre classic.

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Viral Marketing Pt 1: The Idea

Posted by marymcknight On October - 29 - 2009

Viral Marketing

Do you have what it takes to create viral content?

In a marketing department, good viral content almost always starts in the mind of the craziest person in the room. It is the responsibility of the “less” crazy people to tame the idea so nobody gets fired, arrested or deported. The following is a detailed multi-part series on how corporate marketing departments build viral campaigns like the Evian Babies or my favorite print piece, the Letter to Richard Branson from a “Virgin Atlantic Flyer” later to be outed as Virgin’s own marketing department.

The Problem

A client, a major name in the recording industry is interested in pooling celebrities and the charities they support on a website that engages multiple fan bases to donate money, time, goods, or services to the various charities. The problem is getting traffic to the site, promoting the site and getting all the celebs and charities (that may have opposing religious, ethical, or political dogma) to play nicely but still generate buzz collectively. So, the rub is finding something viral enough to generate the natural PR but something “politic” enough to not cause Hollywood WWIII .

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Twucked Up Twit in Social Media

Posted by marymcknight On October - 26 - 2009

ROI on Various Marketing Channels

ROI on Various Marketing Channels

With over 6K people calling themselves everything from “Social Media Guru” to ” Social Media Super Hero” I’m just gonna call it like it is. 90% of you are full of crap and have no idea what social media is or where it’s place is in an overall marketing plan and are generally spouting personal dogma and there is a high likelihood you are socially and physically retarded. Ouch, huh? And yeah, I’m gonna be controversial and obnoxious, just the way you like your Mary McKnight. Here’s the skinny. I am a marketer. A REAL marketer. Meaning, I have directed large scale integrated online and offline marketing campaigns and budgets for REAL enterprise sized businesses and in a REAL business we measure results on each campaign and budget accordingly. In a real marketing environment, there are some accepted budgeting standards. Take a look at the chart on the left (courtesy of Hubspot). Hmmm, social media and blogging are ONLY 8% where a company or brand’s leads and sales come from. Meaning they are only spending a maximum of 8% of their marketing budget and time there and they EXPECT to see a return on that investment. So, if they expect to see a return on it, social marketing is a lot MORE than just Twitter and Facebook. And they EXPECT the people they hire to do social media to have a handle on marketing as a whole discipline!

It means you need a SOLID strategy that involves social profiles that not only offer something people will want but also directs them to where they can get it. Yes, that means your Twitter and business Facebook pages need to CALL people to action and drive them to a page on your website that offers them the ability to convert. These conversion or landing pages should be single purpose pages. That means – there is only ONE thing people can do on that page – enter in their info to a form that dumps into your lead database so you can re-market them or have your sales team follow up or flat out sell them something from your shopping cart. Each one of these conversion or landing pages should have a tracking system installed like MINT, VisiStat, CrazyEgg or worst case/cheapskate scenario, Google Analytics. This is how you measure how well your call to action worked and how well your conversion page performs. In an ideal situation, you will use something called “split testing.” Split Testing is where you have 2 calls to action that direct visitors to a single landing page. You see which one generates more traffic. You use the best performing call to action then you test the conversion page. Meaning, you create 2 and test 1 for 1 week and 1 for another week with the same call to action. The better performing conversion form is what you stick with. Now, you should have an ideally performing call to action and an ideally performing conversion page.

And because I feel “bitchy” today, below are my social media, blogging, SEO, “guru” pet peeves that are totally “twucked up” and directly related to most  “gurus” lack of any and all knowledge of marketing, it’s purpose, how to implement successful campaigns, how to measure results, prove ROI and make critical decisions when a campaign fails to produce ROI.

Twuck Up 1: You need to interact with people to get them to convert. (one size fits all advice is for the Jaqueline Smith collection at Kmart not marketing)

Um no. Check out @jetblue. Minimal and automated interaction that mostly tweets deals of the day that call people to action to visit the deal of the day site and BUY. And you say, “but Mary, that’s a recognized brand that had some PR behind it, surely a small business of individual like me cannot generate that kind of following, traffic and conversion.” Let’s take @shitmydadsays. Just 1 guy with about 1 tweet per day with half a million followers and only following 1 person. Puts “social” media into a new perspective for ya, eh? Now, I am not saying you should NOT interact, I am just showing that it is possible to be successful without the level of engagement most social media “experts” advise. I actually whole-heartedly agree that talking to others 12 x more than you talk about yourself and your offers like ProBlogger suggests and tweeting at the optimal volume of 23 tweets per day as Hubspot suggests are effective. But, there are other methods that have proven effective and we should not neglect them. What I have learned from Fortune 500s and celebs is that not ALL want to engage or tweet or update their Facebook status constantly. It’s just not who they are as people and it doesn’t interest them or they simply do not have the time for it. That’s where services like Tweet Later and RSS 2 Twitter come in or having a a shtick, an offer, or, for shame, a ghost tweeter…

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Intro to Online Music Marketing

Posted by marymcknight On October - 25 - 2009

If you are a new or up and coming artist and want to be signed with a big or larger label there a few things you need to be able to prove.

  • Fan base
  • Album or Song Sales
  • People Attend Your Concerts / Appearances

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Google to Compete with iTunes

Posted by marymcknight On October - 25 - 2009

Google Makes Partnerships to Compete with iTunes

Google Music Screenshot

Google Music Screenshot

In the midst of the Google and Bing Deals with Twitter, a very important music industry related press release was lost. Google is actively making a play to compete with iTunes. On October 28,2009 they will announce their partnership with iLike and Lala. For weeks now, we have been hearing buzz about Google will soon be launching a new music service and has a partnership with a major record label (now known to be Capitol Records). The service is reported to be quite different from the service available in China which allows users to download music for free and may include some downloading and streaming and is very likely to use their existing music search engine.

From information we’ve gathered from multiple sources, the new service will be integrated into Google search. Users will be able to stream songs directly from Google via partners iLike and Lala. Both iLike and Lala provided limited streaming services today. Lala lets users stream a song once, then a user either has to pay or only get a 30 second clip. iLike has some full streaming, some 30 second clips. MySpace Music has full streaming rights from all four major labels. Considering Apple lacks a popular search like Google, Bing or Yahoo, it unlikely that it would be able to compete with a service like Google’s new offering if it gathers storm.

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Sacrilicious Launches Fan Page

Posted by marymcknight On October - 22 - 2009

So, 90% of the fan page suggestions, requests, pleading emails I get are for LAME pages. I mean, if you want me to get interested in your page, make it interesting. And no matter how boring your industry or business or product, there are ways to make your fan page engaging and interesting. When we decided to create a fan page today, we wanted it to be cool and awesome, so we thought we’d make it more about what we like than what Sacrilicious sells. I mean, we are a marketing company that mostly deals with celebrities and public figures and part of being a marketing company is being on the cutting edge of trends on everything from fashion to music to gadgets to slang and all that comes between. Hmmm… That kind of stuff is interesting. And not just interesting for readers but interesting for us to dig up and helpful for us to stay current with the marketplace. What’s that saying about killing birds with stones? Yeah, it’s like that. Now, if you read my Facebook profile, you already know I am a genius at digging up the craziest stuff the Internet has to offer, so I already had a cache of resources in my Google Reader to draw from, plus I added a few friends to the page to share their finds and in no time we had a ton of really engaging content.

Contributors:

  • Annie Robinson Music Promoter (friends: 350)
  • Jeremy Sypniewski Professional Videographer and Digital Media Genius (friends: 600)
  • Nick Cammarata My sexy boyfriend and former professional hockey player (friends: 939)
  • Radko Keleman Celebrity photographer and national recording act (friends: 106)

Step 1: create engaging content from multiple authors, check!

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Twitter & Music Marketing

Posted by admin On October - 17 - 2009

Twitter background | Selby

Day 3 of Digital Marketing for Selby. I almost took a screenshot of the old twitter page, but thought better of it because it really just did not represent them well. The page was, simply put, stale. And like I’ve said before, Selby is many things but STALE ain’t one of them!!! This is a baby band on the verge of breaking big time, with a hypnotizing  stage presence and their Twitter page needed to not only convey energy and rock royalty but also pimp their upcoming appearances. And this is where band and music marketing is different from mainstream corporate and brand marketing. We need to keep the Twitter background fresh and updated with the upcoming events. Their content needs to be edgy, relevant and personal. We’ve come up with a Twitter background that represents their musical identity and now they are working on providing the “right” kind of content. A little coaching and a lot of dedication and they will have a Twitter page that crushes it.

See their page at twitter.com/selbytheband

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Cover Song Marketing

Posted by admin On October - 16 - 2009

Selby In Concert

Selby In Concert

The right set list order is critical to the marketing of new bands at live events. The fact is, it takes a hell of a lot more than raw talent to make it in the music world. It takes stage presence, fan engagement, the right music and a keen marketing sense. Knowing how to tailor your set list for live events to connect with new listeners that may not be familiar with your music is one of the make or break factors when playing live.

I recently had the pleasure of attending a concert where Shoreline (Oy Vey, don’t judge them on their MySpace Page… the band rocks, the page SUCKS) was playing. What struck me most was, Shoreline was not the headliner but, they stole the show. Let’s track back. The show I attended was at a House of Blues affiliate club that caters only to signed acts. It’s more of a testing grounds for new talent where they can perfect their trade and get a handle on growing and controlling a fan base at live events. All the acts were professionals signed to labels but very few of the audience members, mostly college students, knew the songs. And the fact remains, most baby bands and new talent have not quite found their stage legs yet or know how to fully command an audience. It is exactly why they are playing at affiliate clubs. They are learning their craft and getting ready for larger audiences.

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Avoid Being a Panda

Posted by admin On October - 15 - 2009

KUNG FU PANDAI need to caveat this with – if you offended by the F word or have an abnormal love for Pandas don’t read this post- you are sure to be completely and irrevocably offended. This is the very post that launched 1,000 PETA freaks unleashing on me over at sacriliciousmarketing.com so steer clear if you are easily offended.

The one key thing I ever took away from those school field trips to the zoo was that Panda’s are so freakin’ lazy they deserve to be endangered and we should stop helping their lazy asses. I also took away that I never wanted to be a zoo keeper because they have to shovel lion poop and I can’t think of anything more degrading-ly dangerous (but this point is irrelevant to the story at hand). For those of you that skipped field trips to Zoos, here’s the skinny on the fat lazy but completely adorable Panda. Pandas are so lazy they can not mate without a tactical team of Chinese zoo keepers. My brain nearly explodes at the thought of a bear that will not procreate (the only thing it really ever has to do for survival) and sticks to eating plant life more lazy than itself, bamboo. Clearly bamboo does not do anything for testosterone levels (just a note to the guys, stay the hell away from anything made of bamboo – your very manhood is at stake!). Don’t you just want to shake this fur ball and yell, “you’re a fucking bear! Go screw a mamma bear and eat meat.”
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I am the only bimbo Harvard ever graduated and I teach cool. No, seriously, I have worked with Warner Bros. Feature Films, an EMI Distributed Record label and premier luxury magazine publisher, Haute Living. I love working with personalities and consumer brands and always challenge myself to think outside the box and bring unique marketing campaign strategies to the table.

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