Because Sacrilicious is NSFW, Happy Thanksgiving! Eat LOTS of turkey. Please don’t cook your mate or family members. I think it carries a murder charge and I need you to keep coming back and reading what I cook up. See how I did that? Just took that metaphor and ran with it like and 8th grader in English class. No, I’m not proud, it does concern me, and I recognize my journalism skillz went out the window in 2002 when I started blogging.
Alright, that’s my best holiday post for a day completely built around the dumbest bird in the wilderness!
I am thankful for my children, Zachary and Joshua, my divorce (yeah me), my incredible family (especially my mom and Richard), my amazing, handsome, saintly and utterly insane boyfriend, Nick and his family and all of you who read me here and/or humor me on Twitter and Facebook and all the other social networks I play with.
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Hey Mary, you know I LOVE this bird!! Have a great holiday. I appreciate your friendship; albeit from afar.
It looks ready to eat to me. The white meat looks juicy and not at all dry.
It looks ready to eat to me. The white meat looks juicy and not at all dry.